"Hey man, you want your dick sucked?", I initially asked - before quickly adding, "by my girl?"

Leaving out that last little bit of info could have gotten me punched in the head...

Ugh. Another one. Another guy off the Internet that claims he's a good cocksman, only to have him shoot his load in 30 seconds or less.

Some guys would be better off keeping it in their pants...

Ass-to-mouth in pornos : taboo but clean. (That ain't how it really happens)

Ass-to-mouth in Real Life : taboo and dirty!

(...the anal wreckage continues...)

...with her lying face down on the bed and her wrists tied to her ankles, I started to climb on top of her butt cheeks. I pushed myself into her pussy from that position and started to fuck her while at the same time I took out my lube and started to squirt lube on her closed, puckered asshole.

It didn't take her long to figure out what was coming next...

Years. That's how long I've been waiting to fuck my Slut in the ass. I finally got tired of waiting and using my new found control and power over her, I was determined to fuck her in the ass.

Simply put : I wrecked that shit!

"But I'm tired!", she protested, "I didn't get in until very late last night."

I didn't care. It was around 8 in the morning, I had just woken up with a hard-on and I wanted to use it on her - I really didn't give a shit that she was tired and wanted to keep sleeping. She was late getting to the hotel and by then, I was determined to teach her a lesson...

"I've been attending gangbangs for years", the guys lectured through email, "and it's all about numbers!"

He was saying this to me in the context of explaining why I shouldn't permanently ban him for pulling a no-show on a recent gangbang I had set up and frankly, he was pissing me off...

"I'm on vacation, you'll have to wait `till I get back."

Needless to say, I was pissed. I was horny and needed to fuck her and she was already out-of-town when I made my booty call. I made a mental note to fuck the living daylights out of her when I saw her again...

"Umm, where are you going?", she asked with a smile on her face, knowing that I was up to something...

Earlier that evening, we had gone out for a nice dinner, followed up by a movie and was supposed to be heading home...until that is, I got a brilliant idea!

Have you ever resisted or ignored a new technology, only to wonder "How did I ever live without this?" once you finally dropped your defenses and took a look at it?

Well that's pretty much how I felt, once I saw my first porn video running on my iPod Touch...

...I was sitting around the corner from her house when I recognized her boyfriend getting into the car and driving off. Just then, my cell phone rang. "OK, he's going to the store", she said, "come inside - we have to hurry!"

I didn't know exactly how long I would have to fuck her before he returned...but it wouldn't be long...

It was my wife's first time.

We had taken a few days off of work to relax and had gone to an area with a well-known porn theater. I had mentioned it to her "just in case" we were in the mood...we had talked a lot about sex before making that trip but I wasn't sure she would be in the mood to experiment like that...

When I'm lucky enough to find a guy that makes a good cocksman, I find that I would much prefer watching him fuck my woman than to actually join in on the fucking...

Does that sound weird?

What can I say? I was in the mood to be nasty, so I pissed in her mouth while she sucked my dick.

...as if that never happened to you?

I don't like one night stands. Period. End of story.

They don't feel right; I mean, if you're a good fuck, I'm going to want to fuck you again, no? And if you're not a good fuck - to the point that I don't want to fuck you again - then why was I fucking you in the first place?

I was torn.

It was the busiest night that I had ever seen at that sex club - which means lots of hard, horny guys for my Slut - but that also meant that there were a number of other Sluts there that I could have been sinking my own dick in...

"You have to stop cumming inside me - you're going to get me pregnant!"

"So what", I replied, "The baby would be really light skinned, your boyfriend would never know!"